forgive me

Yo   most people are cunts.

alltimeplan:

What is your favorite song to play live? +

(via jalexsextapes)

— 3 hours ago with 17066 notes
queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

image

(Source: neonarizona, via blackfashion)

— 4 hours ago with 70853 notes

rawrism:

Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

(Source: frosted, via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)

— 4 hours ago with 489740 notes
awwww-cute:

Sisters meeting for the first time since adoption/separation. My baby girl on the right

awwww-cute:

Sisters meeting for the first time since adoption/separation. My baby girl on the right

(via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)

— 2 days ago with 25719 notes
bellamybelly:

uhttractive:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard


oh my god same

put coloured bulbs in the lights and you’ve got your own little disco light set up

bellamybelly:

uhttractive:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

oh my god same

put coloured bulbs in the lights and you’ve got your own little disco light set up

(via fluffyisafluff)

— 2 days ago with 446297 notes
attention the new meme has been found

toxines:

it is being nice to each other and having fun every day

(via fluffyisafluff)

— 2 days ago with 23483 notes

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

(via fluffyisafluff)

— 2 days ago with 201484 notes
Friend:*sneezes*
Me:Bless you
Friend:*sneezes five more times*
Me:chill
— 2 days ago with 139528 notes

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

image

why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare, via fluffyisafluff)

— 2 days ago with 383302 notes

icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
image

(via fluffyisafluff)

— 2 days ago with 286266 notes

hamburgay:

there’s a me in lame for a reason

(Source: blank, via fluffyisafluff)

— 2 days ago with 296752 notes
gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

(via fluffyisafluff)

— 2 days ago with 564539 notes